Crochet muzak

Did you know that Loggins & Messina multiplies crochet 🧶 output exponentially? I didn’t either, until I popped this beauty on the old turntable. 

Did my dad know this when he insisted I buy this record? 

{Hold up... gotta flip the stuff}

Well, if he did, he’s a freaking visionary. And if not, let me make sure that I spell it out for him...

Calypso jamz + white pants + borderline toxic air + “cold weather” = the perfect crochet storm!