Kids these days — Kristen Writes Things

Jun 7

Jun 7 Kids these days

I was just sitting in on a game of Pictionary in my son’s classroom and the clue was pyramid. The artist started drawing a convincing pyramid on the whiteboard so I was sure the first thing I’d hear would be pyramid, if not triangle.

Nope.

The first things all of us heard, clear as day, was “ILLUMINATI!!!!!”

I hear about the Illuminati a lot over dinner. So much so that I question whether there’s an Illuminati sleeper cell at my kid’s school. Even I have to admit that’d be a badass answer to the generally rhetorical question, “What are they teaching kids these days?”

Now that I’ve pretty much convinced myself that there’s an illuminati junior league at Milo’s school, I’m legit wigged out.

Think happy and totally not creepy thoughts, Krissy... Go there...

Have a picture of my son drawing a clown. A clown that if I had caught the snap properly would have clearly shown that he leans towards modernist (if not mannerist) methods.