I did a thing!

You know that feeling when you know you have to do a thing but you just don't want to? Well, this is that thing. And I did it!

This is the part where I formally decommission my old and totally neglected Wordpress site and, like a phoenix wearing a tiara and drinking an un-spillable glass of champagne, I return to writing and publishing whatever thoughts seem most shareable to the unsuspecting (and probably oblivious) internet medias. 

This is not a phoenix wearing a tiara while drinking champagne, but it's what Google images gave me. {sips figurative champagne}

It's prettier here in new template land. *shiny*

This is the part where my friends groan because several things will happen in quick succession.

1. I'll be my normal, highly-excitable self.
2. We'll do something cool.
3. I'll implicate them in something highly embarrassing (probably requiring fake names).
4. I'll write about it while audibly making squee sounds.
5. I'll Marco Polo videos to already groaning friends of myself making squee sounds.
6. I'll publish.

Or...

1. I'll write something highly complimentary about a romance novel.
2. People will think that all of my friends also enjoy romance novels.

Either way, I'm sorry friends. This is the price of my happiness.

PS. Another chick did a thing at McSweeney's and I totally think she gets me. Read about her thing here!