Kristen Writes Things

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Welcome to my happy little corner of the internet where I write about fun, books, travels, and mis-adventures. Hope you have a nice stay!

All in Diary

May 11

May 11 Fountain pen fingers

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In which Kristen incorporates fountain pen ink into her beauty routine

May 10

May 10 Beavis, Butthead, and Kristi Yamaguchi

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In which Kristen is almost frozen solid despite it being warm outside and doesn’t show interest in Kristi Yamaguchi

May 9

May 9 The starting is the hardest part

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In which Kristen breaks down why starting shit is hard and possibly rants about virtue signaling in 18th century British literature

May 4

May 4 Freeloading electric eels

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In which Kristen realizes that croissants are actually freeloading electric eels

May 3

May 3 The worst weight loss plan ever

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Stomach flu is definitely the worse weight loss plan ever

Apr 26

Apr 26 It's Rex Manning Day!

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In which I lament early starts but call on the power of Rex Manning to pull through.

Apr 24

Apr 24 DMV or DMZ?

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In which I relive my harrowing journey at the DMV

Apr 21

Apr 21 Jillfish is (not) out of water

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JILLFISH

Apr 20

Apr 20 Not a ninja

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It's impossible to read a book about novel writing incognito...

Apr 19

Apr 19 The opposite of robbing a candy shop

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In which I deduce that drinking swirls and professing my love to taffy is part of my writing process.

Apr 17

Apr 17 I did a thing!

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You know that feeling when you know you have to do a thing but you just don't want to? Well, this is that thing. And I did it!